KENNY (Meltdown) | Parachute Shopping Bag

KENNY (Meltdown) | Parachute Shopping Bag

Name: KENNY (Meltdown) | Parachute Shopping Bag
Brand: Contrado
SKU: 3087043
Price: 26.95 GBP
Availability: InStock

Confused. Concerned. Still somehow serving.

KENNY (MELTDOWN) | Parachute Shopping Bag brings full wide-eyed chaos, glossy lips and the kind of expression that says something has gone very, very wrong.

£26.95

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Queer owned
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DESCRIPTION

KENNY (MELTDOWN) | Parachute Shopping Bag mixes camp portraiture, playful absurdity and queer humour to turn an everyday carrier into a proper statement piece.

Created by Neon Queer, the exaggerated expression gives Kenny full meltdown energy - bewildered, dramatic and somehow still completely fabulous.

Made from strong ripstop fabric, the Parachute Shopping Bag is lightweight, reusable and ideal for shopping, travel, beach days, gym kit or hauling your essentials through whatever fresh disaster comes next.

Bewildered. Beautiful. Hot mess.

MATERIAL & CARE

DESIGNER CARRIER BAG

DETAILS

Strong, waterproof and lightweight
Made from ripstop fabric
Reusable, with a distinctive printed design
Handmade to order

DIMENSIONS

65.5 × 40 × 13 cm

CARE

Turn inside out before washing.
Wash at 86°F.
Tumble dry on low heat. Do not wring.
Iron on low heat, on the reverse of the printed side.
Steam safe.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Made for you, not for a warehouse. Less unnecessary stock, more fabulous stuff.

Most Neon Queer products are made to order and shipped directly from our specialist production partners, helping us reduce unnecessary production and excess stock.

Delivery options and costs are shown at checkout. Delivery times vary by product and production partner. See our Shipping & Returns Policy for estimated production and delivery times, returns and full details.

Feature The real deal NeonQueer Other brands

Original designs from an independent queer studio

Queer owned & operated. By the community, for the community

Every order supports LGBTQ+ charities

Art, fashion and homeware with something to say Rarely

The vibe Electric. Iconic. Unapologetically queer. Beige

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Got questions?

Everything you want to know before you make it yours.

Who is NeonQueer?

An independent queer creative studio rooted in East London. We make art, fashion and homeware that celebrate queer joy. Queer owned and operated: by the community, for the community.

Does my order support charity?

Yes. Every order helps support LGBTQ+ charities, so your new favourite thing does some good too.

How do I find my personality?

We group our pieces by mood: Loud, Tender, Sexy, Ridiculous, Defiant and more. Shop by Personality to find the edit that feels like you.

How do I check the size?

Open Size & details on the product page. Still not sure it will suit your space? Message us and we'll help you choose.

Does it make a good gift?

The best kind. Our pieces are made for people who refuse to blend in, so they're gifts that actually get remembered.

How can I pay?

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