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Honk if you're horny. Beep if you're brave.
Turn up the heat and let your horn do the talking! This outrageously cheeky car magnet combines bold retro colours, shameless innuendo and a delicious dose of Neon Queer mischief. Warning: May cause excessive honking and inappropriate giggling.
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Feeling frisky? Darling, make some noise.
Some people use their horn to warn other drivers. Others prefer to announce something a little more personal.
Honk If You're Horny is a deliciously naughty invitation to abandon subtlety and embrace your inner flirt. Bold, provocative and gloriously ridiculous, this cheeky little number brings a generous helping of queer humour and playful rebellion to the open road.
Featuring striking retro-inspired typography against a vibrant rainbow-coloured backdrop, it's a fabulous mix of vintage kitsch, camp comedy and unmistakable Neon Queer attitude.
Made from 100% vinyl with a black magnetic backing, this colourful accessory features a smooth matte finish and weather-resistant construction. Easy to apply, remove and reposition on suitable magnetic metal surfaces, it's the perfect way to give your vehicle a little personality without making a permanent commitment.
Ideal for Pride adventures, road trips and anyone whose sense of humour is just a little bit filthy.
Forget the traffic signals. Darling, send some mixed signals.
Made for you, not for a warehouse. Less unnecessary stock, more fabulous stuff.
Most Neon Queer products are made to order and shipped directly from our specialist production partners, helping us reduce unnecessary production and excess stock.
Delivery options and costs are shown at checkout. Delivery times vary by product and production partner. See our Shipping & Returns Policy for estimated production and delivery times, returns and full details.
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