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French romance. Questionable taste. Zero shame.
J’ADORE A WH*RE | Tote Bag takes a sweet little declaration of love and gives it a gloriously filthy twist in bold rainbow lettering.
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J’ADORE A WH*RE | Tote Bag mixes cheeky wordplay, retro colour and unapologetic queer humour to turn an everyday tote into a proper statement piece.
Created by Neon Queer, this printed-on-demand tote comes with twin handles and a roomy open-top design - perfect for shopping, everyday essentials or carrying your bad decisions in style.
Très chic. Très trashy. Très you.
Designer tote bags
Fabric bags spot clean or wash at 30°C. Hang to dry or low heat tumble. All Cottons iron safe. Neoprene option do not iron, do not tumble dry, do not wring. Bags with leather handles, hand wash or spot clean fabric section only. Leather handles wipe clean only.
Made for you, not for a warehouse. Less unnecessary stock, more fabulous stuff.
Most Neon Queer products are made to order and shipped directly from our specialist production partners, helping us reduce unnecessary production and excess stock.
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