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Mascara running. Drama staying.
Barbs: Hot Mess (Mascara Meltdown) | Cushion brings wide-eyed disbelief, glossy lips and gloriously smudged glamour to your sofa. A little camp chaos, with a very big personality.
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Barbs: Hot Mess (Mascara Meltdown) | Cushion is for the corner of your home that refuses to behave.
Wide eyes, glossy pink lips and mascara-streaked cheeks give Barbs an expression that says the night took a turn. Equal parts glamour and glorious disbelief, this Neon Queer design brings a knowing wink to your sofa, bed or favourite armchair.
Choose from six sizes and seven fabrics, then select a feather or polyester-fibre pad, or opt for the cover alone. Mix her into your cushions for a flash of camp drama, or give her centre stage.
The makeup may be melting. The attitude is staying.
The waterproof outdoor fabric option applies to Frontier Waterproof Outdoor Canvas, not every fabric choice.
A pad is not included when you select cover only. Check your selected Pad Material option before ordering.
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Most Neon Queer products are made to order and shipped directly from our specialist production partners, helping us reduce unnecessary production and excess stock.
Delivery options and costs are shown at checkout. Delivery times vary by product and production partner. See our Shipping & Returns Policy for estimated production and delivery times, returns and full details.
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An independent queer creative studio rooted in East London. We make art, fashion and homeware that celebrate queer joy. Queer owned and operated: by the community, for the community.
Yes. Every order helps support LGBTQ+ charities, so your new favourite thing does some good too.
We group our pieces by mood: Loud, Tender, Sexy, Ridiculous, Defiant and more. Shop by Personality to find the edit that feels like you.
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