Take Off Your Shoes, Keep Your Harness On | Door Mat

Take Off Your Shoes, Keep Your Harness On | Door Mat

House rules are house rules.

TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES, KEEP YOUR HARNESS ON | Door Mat lays down the dress code with bold retro lettering, cheeky queer humour and exactly the right balance of practicality and filth.

£23.45

Mat size: Pet mat 41x28cm

Pet Mat 41x28cm Large Mat 60x40cm XL Mat 75x50cm XL 90x60cm Mat (new size) XXL 105x70cm Mat (new size) XXL Mat 120x85cm

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DESCRIPTION

TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES, KEEP YOUR HARNESS ON | Door Mat makes the house rules very clear before anyone even gets through the door.

Created by Neon Queer, the design mixes bold vintage-style typography, kink-friendly humour and unapologetic attitude to turn a practical doormat into a proper statement piece.

Made as a waterproof doormat with a durable printed fabric face and a rubber backing, it’s designed for everyday use while keeping the artwork bold and visible. Available in a range of sizes for the home, including a smaller pet-mat option.

Shoes off. Harness on. Rules understood.

MATERIAL & CARE

Features

Waterproof doormat with a durable printed fabric face and a rubber backing
Non-slip rubber backing for use on hardwood or lino flooring
Rubber border helps protect the edges and prevent fraying when wiping your feet
Machine washable
UK printed to order and assembled by hand
Ink bonded deep into the fabric fibres for a lasting print
Print backed by a 2-year guarantee
Available in six sizes, including a smaller pet mat

Dimensions (approximate)

S (Pet): 41 × 28 cm × 1.5 mm thick · 100 g
L: 60 × 40 cm × 2 mm thick · 360 g
XL: 75 × 50 cm × 2 mm thick · 760 g
90 × 60 cm mat
105 × 70 cm mat
XXL: 120 × 85 cm × 2 mm thick · 2 kg

Care Instructions

Machine washable; follow the care label for washing settings
Hang to dry
Do not wring or tumble dry
Low heat iron; steam safe

Hang Dry Do Not Wring Do Not Tumble Dry Low Heat Iron Steam Safe

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Made for you, not for a warehouse. Less unnecessary stock, more fabulous stuff.

Most Neon Queer products are made to order and shipped directly from our specialist production partners, helping us reduce unnecessary production and excess stock.

Delivery options and costs are shown at checkout. Delivery times vary by product and production partner. See our Shipping & Returns Policy for estimated production and delivery times, returns and full details.

Feature The real deal NeonQueer Other brands

Original designs from an independent queer studio

Queer owned & operated. By the community, for the community

Every order supports LGBTQ+ charities

Art, fashion and homeware with something to say Rarely

The vibe Electric. Iconic. Unapologetically queer. Beige

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Got questions?

Everything you want to know before you make it yours.

Who is NeonQueer?

An independent queer creative studio rooted in East London. We make art, fashion and homeware that celebrate queer joy. Queer owned and operated: by the community, for the community.

Does my order support charity?

Yes. Every order helps support LGBTQ+ charities, so your new favourite thing does some good too.

How do I find my personality?

We group our pieces by mood: Loud, Tender, Sexy, Ridiculous, Defiant and more. Shop by Personality to find the edit that feels like you.

How do I check the size?

Open Size & details on the product page. Still not sure it will suit your space? Message us and we'll help you choose.

Does it make a good gift?

The best kind. Our pieces are made for people who refuse to blend in, so they're gifts that actually get remembered.

How can I pay?

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